As a single guy I tend to meet a lot of you women who claim to like “long walks”. But what about short walks? Do you like them as well? The last thing I need is to be with a woman who’s crazy about the longer versions but couldn’t give a shit about the shorter ones.
Yeah, I can already see it now, we’d have to move really fast to get you through your annoying short-walk Bitch stage. I suppose I could start the walk alone and you could have someone drop you off when I’m, say, three of four miles into it. Would that make you happy? Would it?
And what constitutes a “long walk” anyway? Is it a mile? Two miles? Do we have to hit Mile Three before you can finally crack a fucking smile?
No wonder you’re single…