In case you haven’t heard I cut off my left arm today. It was a long time coming and I had pondered it for some time. It really became a question of what would utilize my time best with the biggest potential benefit in doing so.
It wasn’t an easy decision but it’s the right one. Thanks to everyone who kept it alive for so long.
Don’t freak out too much and get all sad and melancholy about this. Cartoons live on in infamy as long as I don’t get flooded out or a fire doesn’t ravage my archives. While you’re out working, those lazy ass cartoon characters are still on that park bench.
Now, don’t you feel better?