Message From The Netherworld
I was visited the other night by my father who had died some years ago. I literally can't remember that last time I actually saw him since I wasn't there on the day he died, which is something I consider both a blessing and a curse, although ultimately I believe it was a blessing.
I wondered why, after all these years, had he chosen this particular night to return to the realm of the living? If epic novels and hallucinatory films have taught us anything, it's that there's always a reason the dead return, usually having something to do with spirits essentially acting as Fedex to the Gods of the Afterlife. Naturally I assumed I had a significant cryptic message to sign for. I prepared myself for the awesomeness of what was about to happen:
"Damn son, I've never seen someone masturbate as much as
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Message From The Netherworld
I was visited the other night by my father who had died some years ago. I literally can't remember that last time I actually saw him since I wasn't there on the day he died, which is something I consider both a blessing and a curse, although ultimately I believe it was a blessing.
I wondered why, after all these years, had he chosen this particular night to return to the realm of the living? If epic novels and hallucinatory films have taught us anything, it's that there's always a reason the dead return, usually having something to do with spirits essentially acting as Fedex to the Gods of the Afterlife. Naturally I assumed I had a significant cryptic message to sign for. I prepared myself for the awesomeness of what was about to happen:
"Damn son, I've never seen someone masturbate as much as you do."
