Hi. Welcome to charlieteljeur.com.

If you're visually stimulated, I recommend the left side of the menu, which is chock full of dangerously-amusing cartoons, endearing illustrations and creative logos. Some of them have been subjected to millions of pairs of public eyes while others are relatively-unknown gems. Either way, you can see it all for the same incredibly low price.

Those of you wanting a literal experience can choose to read a little - or a lot - by keeping to the right.
There you'll find a whole pile of published and unpublished creative literary work, ad copy and the occasional poem about this really endearing bovine creature with an insatiable hankering to fly.

While here I promise you nothing except at least twenty seven hours of fantastic entertainment and the odd,
mind-blowing epiphany.

Let the clicking begin..